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Post by haydn on Jul 27, 2009 23:01:24 GMT
Thought it was time for a joke. Feel free to make this thread free for all your jokes. ( clean ones i hope) ;D ;D ;D A women has a baby, all that is born is a head. The head asks his mum. " mum mum mum, can i go and play football now??? mum sais, " No not yet, go to bed tonite and prey to GOD for a body and then let,s see what happens" so he goes off to bed, preys to GOD for a body and wakes up in the morning with a body. He sais to his mum, " mum mum mum can i go and play football now??? His mum sais " no not yet, go to bed to nite, prey to god for some arms and lets see what happens" So off to bed he goes, preys to god for some arms, and wakes up in the morning with some arms. He sais to his mum " mum mum mum can i go and play football now" Mum sais, " No not yet, go to bed tonite, prey to god for some legs and see what happens" So once again off to bed he goes, preys to god for some legs, and wakes up with some legs. So now he has a full body. He sais to his mum, "mum mum mum can i go and play football now???" She sais, " Of course you can son" So off he goes, runs out of the house, Down the garden path, Thru the garden gate, Into the middle of the road, where a double decker bus hits him and kills him instantly. WHATS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY? ? QUIT WHILE YOUR A HEAD!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D HAYDN,
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Post by coachzorro on Jul 28, 2009 3:56:07 GMT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
H ur a mad head son, hahaha get it mad head hahaha
top joke geez
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Post by coachzorro on Jul 28, 2009 3:58:44 GMT
WHAT GOES WOOF TICK WOOF TICK WOOF TICK? A WATCH DOG Z
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Post by haydn on Jul 28, 2009 22:49:04 GMT
What do you call a women between 2 goal posts? ? A net ( annette) haydn
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